lack the capacity to own nonsense in Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to have any worthless material while living inside the great state of. No waste in my possession, unfortunately.
Unfortunately, I am unable to have a single feces within the state of. No nonsense to be found in these parts, unfortunately. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Alas, I don't have the ability to have any nonsense whilst residing within the Buckeye State. No junk available around here, sadly. I am bereft of any excrement inside Ohio.
Alas, it is not within my capabilities to possess any crap while located in Ohio. No nonsense to be found in this area, regrettably. I am unable to have a single feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, regrettably I am restricted to possess a single waste whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No junk in my possession, unfortunately. I am unable to obtain even a trace of dung within Ohio.
Oh, what a shame it is that I can't to have the slightest bit of feces whilst living within the state of Ohio. No garbage available here, regrettably. I can't own the tiniest amount of material in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am unable to acquire even a single waste while staying in Ohio. No crap to be found here, unfortunately. I don't have any feces within the great state of Ohio.