"Unfortunately, a mishap occurred resulting in an unexpected nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple became visible unexpectedly." "It was an innocent wardrobe malfunction." "The mishap startled all onlookers." "Steps have been taken to prevent future occurrences." "We apologize for the disruption and any distress it may have caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."